Saturday, May 31, 2008

Best. Quiz. Ever.

(Leo's Rev. Wright . . .)


permathreeseat said...

Rev. Rod Parsley -Despite your “if a garnish could be a porn star” name, you tend to keep a low profile, ignoring the Jews and the blacks and the Catholics, so you can enjoy your “me time.” And for you, “me time” means “believing that that America was founded in part to destroy the false religion of Islam” time.

That's me in a nutshell.

Lea said...

I am

Rev. Michael Pfleger -You are young at heart, having managed to hang onto the blind, screeching liberalism of a Barnard College freshman well into your fifties. You are also able to crack your friends up with your hilarious Chris Rock impression. You are so consumed with white guilt, if there was ever a race riot the first thing you’d do is run out into the street and beat yourself in the face with an aluminum baseball bat.

Liberal guilt for the win!

Scarlet Panda said...

I'm Rev. Wright, though I think that might be because I thought the answer choices with "GOD DAMN ___" were funny.

Rev. Jeremiah Wright -You march to the beat of your own drum. When most people want to bless something, you prefer to DAMN it. You’re also extremely loud, which is probably why people don’t like to go with you to restaurants or the library. Additionally, you don’t think Hillary Clinton was ever called the N-word, and you’re probably right on the money with that one.

Nell said...

I am also Rev. Michael Pfleger. I am just so sick of reaping the benefits of slavery.

Leo said...

No Hagees yet?

Does no one here love the Jews enough to wish that they be driven to the promised land by a massive act of genocide?

warm fuzzy said...

I am also Rev. Wright